Did you know? Feminism shrinks penises.

22 September 2012

Says Rush Limbaugh, anyway. A recent Italian study has determined that penises have shrunk in size by about 10% during the last 50 years. Why? researchers suggested weight gain, pollution, stress, and smoking — but Limbaugh knows better.

Because if you think about it, what else has happened during the last 50 years in addition to people getting fatter, more stressed out, and suffering more pollution? Why, the feminist movement happened, Rush reminds us! Therefore, physical changes to men’s bodies must be due to “the feminazis, the chickification and everything else”!

If there’s anyone who ought to know about weight gain and stress, it’s Limbaugh — but hey, then he’d have to take personal responsibility, right? Why not, instead, make us all out to be victims? Why not insist that we are a culture entitled to have no feminism or chickification? Why not blame the feminazis for culture’s troubles instead?

Stands to reason, right? And by reason I mean nonsense.


One Response to “Did you know? Feminism shrinks penises.”

  1. I love the title of this post! Sorry to be ugly, but I’m guessing Limbaugh and his ilk have been over compensating for their tiny appendages for most of their lives.

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