¡Órale! “Santo contra las mujeres vampiro” (1962)

26 April 2012

Alert reader and fellow Space Bitch JE is keeping me on track with my Mini-Marathon of Cult Horror Films about Female Monsters — at least insofar as she sends me the best YouTube snippets ever. Witness this classic Mexican film from the prolific El Santo franchise. In this one, a professor recruits the heroic wrestler El Santo (“The Saint”) to protect the professor’s daughter from being kidnapped by evil female vampires who intend to marry the innocent girl to the Devil.

But why am I telling you the plot? If we’ve learned anything from these Cult Films About Female Monsters, it’s that the storylines are the flimsy bits that get us ricocheting between sexy wackiness and scary titillation. To wit, this scene in which las mujeres vampiro demonstrate how to take a nasty, crackle-skinned vampiro and transform her into a 1960s sexpot:

And if that’s not enough to get you leapfrogging through the full-length film (available in chapters on YouTube), here’s a handmade trailer for it made by a diehard fan:

Some might say, “I watch this and feel brain cells dying in my head.” But I say, this film is extra-appealing because of the sequel, Santo en la venganza de las mujeres vampiro (1970; no translation necessary, right?). And did I mention Santo en la casa de las brujas (1964, or El Santo in the Witches’ House)? That’s what I’m talking about.

2 Responses to “¡Órale! “Santo contra las mujeres vampiro” (1962)”

  1. JE Says:

    Brain cells dying? NO! Brain cells lighting up in delight! A Skype-like car phone–which seems to be positioned a couple feet above the hood ornament? Lots of threatening but extreeeemely slow-moving villains (honestly–how do they catch people moving that slowly)?

    There’s also a Santo contra la Invasion de los Marcianos, but they really missed the Space Bitch potential. Most of los Marcianos are Space Dudez, and the Space Bitchez they have seem to be quite tame (relative to other Space Bitchez we know). I put that down to the need for wrestling partners worth of El Enmascarado de Plata.

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